Posted on May 1, 2007 - by Calvin L. Smith

Al Gore Woz Ere

I see that planet Mars is apparently undergoing global warming. Clearly its inhabitants are not environmentally-conscious enough… their carbon footprint is far too large (or perhaps Al Gore has a second home there?). Thankfully, our own Green lobby here on Earth is on the case. As long as we do what they say and reduce our carbon emissions to well below those of our Martian cousins, we have a chance of saving the planet.

© Calvin L. Smith 2007.